Φόρουμ της Νεολαίας Βορειοηπειρωτών • Προβολή θέματος - Πως ο Θεός έδωσε τις Δέκα Εντολές !

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Φόρουμ της Νεολαίας Βορειοηπειρωτών • Προβολή θέματος - Πως ο Θεός έδωσε τις Δέκα Εντολές !

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Πως ο Θεός έδωσε τις Δέκα Εντολές !

Δημοσιεύτηκε: 15:06 pm 04 09 2007

από ilias

Ο Θεός πήγε στους γερμανούς και είπε "έχω Εντολές για σας που θα
κάνουν τις ζωές σας καλύτερες"

Και οι γερμανοί ρώτησαν: "τι είναι εντολές;"

Και ο Θεός εξήγησε: "κανόνες ζωής"

"Μπορείς να μας δώσεις ένα παράδειγμα;"

"Να μη σκοτώνετε"

"Να μη σκοτώνουμε; Δεν ενδιαφερόμαστε"

Έτσι Εκείνος πήγε στους ιταλούς και είπε "έχω Εντολές"

Και οι ιταλοί ζήτησαν ένα παράδειγμα, και ο Κύριος είπε "να μην
κλέβετε"

"Να μην κλέβουμε; δεν ενδιαφερόμαστε"

Τότε Εκείνος πήγε στους γάλλους και είπε "έχω Εντολές"

Οι γάλλοι ζήτησαν ένα παράδειγμα και ο Κύριος είπε "να μην επιθυμείτε
τη γυναίκα του γείτονα"

"Να μην επιθυμούμε τη γυναίκα του γείτονα; δεν ενδιαφερόμαστε"

Τότε ο Κύριος πήγε στους εβραίους και είπε, "έχω Εντολές"

"Εντολές;" ρώτησαν, "και πόσο κάνουν;"

"Είναι δωρεάν"

"Θα πάρουμε δέκα"